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Shakespeare’s Poop Pipes:

Fortunately, the tubes, carrying the liquid effluent from the slerds up above to the Viroverse bioreactors below, remained solidly intact. Adam had no time to muse or paraphrase the great Bard himself, ‘was it better to suffer the stench and splatter of outrageous faeces, or to take arms against a sea of Conquistadors, and by opposing, end them?’ Either way, the point of a Spanish blade might soon whisk him off into … nothingness.

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